The "Eiffel Prospect" defined:
Everyone knows by now what the Eiffel Tower is, and if you dont, you can probably find it on this site. Why not define the step before getting to the tower itself? Not every girl you see is just going to be down for an Eiffel Tower. You most likely will not get a high class girl, or one of good faith to let the Eiffel Tower be performed on her, unless you are and your buddy are straight up pimps which does happen, or she is so fucked up she that she couldnt care less. More than likely you'll have to find an "Eiffel Prospect." An Eiffel Prospect wont be the hottest girl around, nor the smartest, but she'll be down for whatever. Don't go looking for a bs fuck like a fat bitch because we all know thats no fun. Instead, look for a a girl thats just in between being to hot for the Eiffel and a bitch that looks like she got ran over by a dump truck. Usually you can just see the slutness in your propect's. The blondes are usually the easiest to snag because they hang around with sluts and whores mostly. Your Eiffel Prospect is a potential customer or a likely candidate for the job or position. Once you have found your Eiffel prospect, do whatever it takes to get the job done, and when you do, slap hands with your buddy whos standing not 3 feet from you gettin his, snap that picture baby or press record on that video camera, and ride that shit hard because the chances of you seeing her again are slim to none. Dont take rejection to heart, because there will ALWAYS be another Eiffel Prospect around the corner.
Everyone knows by now what the Eiffel Tower is, and if you dont, you can probably find it on this site. Why not define the step before getting to the tower itself? Not every girl you see is just going to be down for an Eiffel Tower. You most likely will not get a high class girl, or one of good faith to let the Eiffel Tower be performed on her, unless you are and your buddy are straight up pimps which does happen, or she is so fucked up she that she couldnt care less. More than likely you'll have to find an "Eiffel Prospect." An Eiffel Prospect wont be the hottest girl around, nor the smartest, but she'll be down for whatever. Don't go looking for a bs fuck like a fat bitch because we all know thats no fun. Instead, look for a a girl thats just in between being to hot for the Eiffel and a bitch that looks like she got ran over by a dump truck. Usually you can just see the slutness in your propect's. The blondes are usually the easiest to snag because they hang around with sluts and whores mostly. Your Eiffel Prospect is a potential customer or a likely candidate for the job or position. Once you have found your Eiffel prospect, do whatever it takes to get the job done, and when you do, slap hands with your buddy whos standing not 3 feet from you gettin his, snap that picture baby or press record on that video camera, and ride that shit hard because the chances of you seeing her again are slim to none. Dont take rejection to heart, because there will ALWAYS be another Eiffel Prospect around the corner.
Ryan: Tryin to Eiffel tonight?
Brian: Sir, why would you ask me a rhetorical question like that?
Ryan: Dont even know man, just lost my head for a minute.
Brian: Lets start looking.
Ryan: Ummmmm, yep shes definetly an Eiffel Prospect.
Brian: Absolutely, no question.
Ryan: What do you suppoce we say to her?
Brian: Will you suck me off while he smashes you from the back?
Ryan: Pretty blunt, but sounds good to me, doesnt look like she gets any anyways..
Brian: Sir, why would you ask me a rhetorical question like that?
Ryan: Dont even know man, just lost my head for a minute.
Brian: Lets start looking.
Ryan: Ummmmm, yep shes definetly an Eiffel Prospect.
Brian: Absolutely, no question.
Ryan: What do you suppoce we say to her?
Brian: Will you suck me off while he smashes you from the back?
Ryan: Pretty blunt, but sounds good to me, doesnt look like she gets any anyways..
by Ryan and Brian March 31, 2008
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Get the eight ways to sunday mug.When you perform an Eiffel Tower (that is, double-teaming a girl and high-fiving your partner in grime with both hands) on top of the actual Eiffel Tower, in Paris, France. You can also perform the procedure beneath the tower, but that is not an official Eiffel Tower Squared. This act is to the Mile High Club what Cooperstown is to the Podunk Community Hall of Local Heroes.
Ah, monsieur! You completed ze Eiffel Tower Squared! C'est fantastique! How did you do zis with so many policemen and les touristes around? Sacre bleu!
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Get the Eilis mug.A sudden disease that sweeps eighth grade students all over the world. Similar to junioritis and senioritis. Eighth graditis symptoms include lack of motivation, excessive failure and laziness.
middle school kid: man, I just took the GEPA, I'm done with school I have eighth graditis.
older brother: Haha shut up I just took the hspa you suck! Just drop out (proceeds to beat up little brother until he cries).
middle school kid: nobody understands me..
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