Phone Relations

This is a special kind of relationship, between two long distant people, who have never met in person...usually starting with normal conversation and ending with duel masturbation. On rare occasions it is only a masturbation (phone sex) session. Sometimes only a weekend type of deal.

Steven and Susan are phone friends, they share phone relations.

by dreamer8402 April 16, 2009

Simpbiotic relationship

Is where two people simp for each other simp

Person 1: Jay and sally are total simps for each other.
Person 2: Yeah it’s a definitely a simpbiotic relationship.

by Kryptic Fallout February 13, 2020

Semi-Open Relationship

A relationship where your partner goes and has sex with someone else while you stay home and watch the kids, wondering how you got here.

I had sex with Jeff's Girlfriend last night, but it's cool they're in a semi-open relationship, so the kids weren't alone at home.

by C.B. #99 January 20, 2019

Love Hate Relationship

Daniel Joseph Martinez and Chelsea Nicole Fortunato

-Why are they best friends but poking eachother all the time?
-It's a love hate relationship thats why

by Danny and Chelsea May 3, 2011

Extremely Massive Erection

When a man is so turned on that he over-erects, his penis skin starts to stretch and starts bleeding because the skin starts to rip.

Oh fuck, that turned me on so much that i now have an extremely massive erection.

by Fetus Bomber November 5, 2004

Serious Relationship

The only good time to say lol

Girl: Do you want to have a serious relationship?
Guy: lol

by Koreshul April 1, 2010

love/hate relationship

When you love someone but you hate them!

Jake: I think i like her
me:oh yea? why?
Jake: secret
NEXT DAY

jake: I don't like her personality
me:who?
Jake:her

What is it with you 2? you got a love/hate relationship..

by bobbjack December 2, 2013