The act of someone passing gas while another party is performing oral sex on them. The act can be done by either sex. Related to a Dutch Oven, but far more direct and a bit more vile.
She wouldn't shut up all during dinner, so later that night she was giving me head and I Dutch Kitchened her.
by SqueedlySpooch April 4, 2009
Get the Dutch Kitchen mug.A long, usually rectangular shaped body pillow. Usually used by placing it alongside a person's body while sleeping, so that one leg can be draped over the length of it.
1. That lady likes the feeling of being cuddled so much, she sleeps with two Dutch Husbands.
2. When the old gal was in the rack with a leg ache, she slept with a Dutch Husband, to get rid of the pain before morning.
2. When the old gal was in the rack with a leg ache, she slept with a Dutch Husband, to get rid of the pain before morning.
by TigerRose October 20, 2010
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Similar to the Dutch Rudder, this is a friendly masturbation technique. The one performed upon sticks a finger into his/her anus, and the performer begins to move the former's arm back and forth causing them to finger their own asshole.
1. Take finger
2. Stick it in ass
3. Have a friend move your arms around.
4. You have completed the Dutch Putter.
2. Stick it in ass
3. Have a friend move your arms around.
4. You have completed the Dutch Putter.
by Keith W and Ryan J July 8, 2009
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Get the Dutch Volcano mug.A slap that is completely unexpected and uncalled for. The slapper does not need to be provoked in any way, he merely needs to feel the urge to slap someone and then succumb to it. Dutch slaps often occur when the slapper is in mid-conversation with a total dweeb.
Jon: The atmosphere on saturn is made up of three...
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon hard in the face*
Jon: What the hell was that fo...
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon even harder*
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon hard in the face*
Jon: What the hell was that fo...
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon even harder*
by steveclarkrocks February 21, 2011
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Guy 1) Oh that Mexican food is giving me a lot of Dutch Firecracker (s).
Guy 2) Same. I think im getting a bruise
Guy 2) Same. I think im getting a bruise
by Winnie_The_Shit July 18, 2011
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