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Dong

an abbreviation of "oh" and "dang"

used when something is so shocking; you can't even say "Oh dang", but you must say "Dong" out of pure shock

If the Dong is nice and long, it must be SUPER shocking
Friend: You man did you hear that Bernny Sinner is a god damn commie?

You: Dong.
by GrepMaker May 23, 2019
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dong king

The guy with the biggest hardon at the circlejerk
Kyle was finally replaced as dong king at our Monday night circlejerk. Juam Bosco came in with a hard dong a full half inch longer, n thicker, too!
by Xaime June 3, 2019
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Dong Brow

Someone acting like an exceptionally big asshole. Worse than both an asshole and dickhead.
Wow bro, why would you do that? That's a real dong brow move, I swear!

Shut up dong brow, I don't want to hear it.
by armchair_hero April 23, 2019
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Dongball

The tactic of complete shit housery in English football
Birmingham City prefers Dongball to attractive football
by Blues Fan August 3, 2019
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Dlonk

A different word for messing up. Primarily used by adults who are too competent to say the naughties.
Woops, I Dlonked up!
by Davidson Williamson October 4, 2019
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Dong Joo

“Wow she is such a dong joo! I must nae nae
by Pog master 69 September 27, 2020
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dong wang

1) Penis Penis
2) What the Chinese internet calls Trump. Directly translated as “the king of knowledge”. This name was triggered by his claim that “Nobody knows the coronavirus better than me”, after he was reported to have been infected with the virus.
Dong Wang lost to Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential Election.
by T7mCy4 November 25, 2020
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