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dingleberry

Dingleberry in Australian locality, refers to a national wholesale open-access data network project with both wired, and radio communication components rolled out and operated by NBN Co Limited. As the largest infrastructure project in Australia's history, it has been the subject of significant political contention, technological musical chairs and extensive delay deployment of the originally intended goal (to provide working and usable internet) for many years to come. This has resulted in the metaphorically definition of NBN as a small lump of poop, that's hangs with no sight of its intended destination.
Internet access has been disconnected all together after an ultimatum was sent via a postal letter from a company called NBN that states I must connect to it immediately. Despite hesitation, I agreed to connect to the new network lines but was then told I was not able to do so as work had not even commenced. Then I was told the old access couldn't be reconnected due to poorly explained bureaucratic reasons and I was left for months with no re-connection date. After some more months passed, you finally connected me to your new upgraded line although I have noticed that I am now being charged for speed based data that isn't capable of doing even half of the speeds claimed and is actually worse and less consistent the previous line that worked fine. ISP's have changed their Australian product range to offer consumers a dingleberry.
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Dingleberger

Damn bro that bitch was a dingleberger!
by smpskates February 3, 2018
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Dingle

Word before dangle. Together it make dingle dangle
He has a big dingle dangle!
by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018
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dingle-berry removal system

A noun: an automated system found in high end toilets that removes dingle-berriws and other foreign objects from your butt.
After eating really bad Chinese food you will be glad that your high end toilet is fully equipped with a dingle-berry removal system.
by Fleebman27 June 11, 2018
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Dingle hopper

A tool you use to brush your hair with which mainly looks like a fork and used once by Ariel
Hey Sebastian can you please pass me my dingle hopper
by B.123456890😗 February 22, 2018
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dingle

a cigarette
can either be hand rolled or a normal pre rolled
straight or roll-up
I'm just popping out for a dingle, want one?
by guswolverine May 7, 2018
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Dingle

The little poop that hangs put of ur butt
My dingle wont fall off
by My name jeffery73894929e February 27, 2018
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