Hillbilly dildo

It is Kentuckian for «corn cob»

Person A: I can go for some hillbilly dildo tonight.
Person B: You can go for hillbilly dildo every night.

by Cezanne 57 August 7, 2021

Roger dildo

A zesty way to say okay

Your fly is undone

Ah roger dildo

by Duke_silver September 29, 2021

Burnt dildo

When you take the ashes from a cremated body and put them in a condom and use them as a dildo.

Have you ever used your ex husband as a burnt dildo?

by Splooogier January 13, 2022

Natural Dildo

Yet another way to say penis... Just what the world needed

1: Have you fucked a Natural Dildo?
2: No I'm still a virgin I've only used plastic ones.

by SlightlyMango February 4, 2022

Tactical Dildo

A HK416/AR-15 with a suppressor attached to it. Stick it up your ass or maybe even your mouth! Put it to full auto while loaded for weapon cumming, Unload it if you dont wanna be cummed with caliber.

guy1: is that a tactical dildo?
guy2: yeah my grandma gave it to me

by a literal idiot December 22, 2021

Pink Dildo Stand

what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrate.

Pink Dildo Stand

by quartz89_alt February 10, 2022

Pink Dildo Stand

what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrates..

Pink Dildo Stand djkgog;'lbsk'b;lnrt';lgfdokjhgc

by quartz89 February 11, 2022