you look like a dildo

A person who fucks pr gets fucked all the time

Dude i ran in the room to grab my wallet and 2 bitches were running a train on josh so i said "you look like a dildo"

by #4567 February 20, 2017

dildo

a man or boy regarded as extremely contemptible.

Harun,Uriah,Kenny,Kevin,Harvey,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Tom,Jim,Bill,and Jason are nothing but a bunch of big dildos.

by JMC70 February 26, 2017

Dildo-optimums

A hippo, made out of dildos. This phrase is regularly used in common situations where gay shit is happening.

Damn that guy is acting like a dildo-optimums

by BIRDHEAVY March 28, 2017

dildo wacker

Wack my dildo daddy

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker

by Daddy Dildo wacker March 15, 2017

sausage dildo

when you fill a condom with shit tie it off and use it ass a dildo

bruh i tried my first sausage dildo\ my boyfriend made it.

by stupidmoonkey99 August 31, 2016

sausage dildo

When a female shits in a condom,ties it off and uses it as a dildo

Susan could not find her purple dildo so she made a sausage dildo

by Big jhonny August 31, 2016

sausage dildo

When someone takes a shit on a condom and uses it as a dildo.

I didn´t have money for a normal dildo, so I made a sausage dildo

by TheSemen August 30, 2016