Dave Classic

The art of masturbating inside a folded pillow. To avoid injuries, the technique is usually performed with a protective latex glove covering the dry penis.

„I pulled a Dave Classic in the public bathroom“

„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times“

by JoeJohn August 20, 2025

Dave Cornell

The best singer-songwriter of the 2020s

Person 1: Do you listen to Dave Cornell?
Person 2: Yes! His music is amazing!

by Kai1479 April 3, 2023

Daved

The act of suddenly going to the washroom immediately after noticing a waterworks driver

He comes Tony with 4 pages, I guess I'm gonna have to do it since I just got daved

by Jaheheorjdb February 3, 2021

Dave’s Icecream

To go and makeout. Used to get away friends so you can be alone to makeout

“Hey, I’m leaving with Rach to get Dave’s Icecream.”

by Tj boi dillic July 25, 2018

dave rodriguez

Fat piece of shit.
Thats all.

Dave rodriguez is fat.

by syrone July 5, 2014

a Dave story

a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.

Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.

by Mecachis June 2, 2018

Dave Carlson finger bang

To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.

Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023