Recalcitrant Donkey

Sterilized profanity translation is Bad Ass.
(Sterilized profanity is a method of swearing you can do in front of your mother during dinner and, (if your father drinks) your father won't get the joke before you have finished dessert.)

Dude. That guy at the end of the bar is a bit of a recalcitrant donkey. It's best to leave him alone.

Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, allow The Recalcitrant Donkey to hear you call him that, otherwise, you will have to explain the meaning to him before he beats you to a bloody pulp!

by Johnobody June 13, 2010

Donkey Dipping

Similar to that of a Dolphin Dip, where in typical male and female intercourse a penis is accidentally thrusted into the butt during vaginal intercourse, except those who are participating in the unfortunate incidence are typically hispanic. The receiver makes a sound similar to that of a donkey.

Rumor around the town is Carlos keeps accidentally donkey dipping his wife. Apparently police arrived last night due to an anonymous call claiming the couple was illegally housing a donkey.

by Raoul Too Fast May 22, 2011

douche donkey

A douche donkey is someone who is anal retentive. It is also another term for anal douche. This stems from the nickname the donkey has as being an ass.

Don't be a douche donkey! or I have to go buy a douche donkey.

by nubman September 20, 2006

donkey choppers

Someone with really big teeth.

Hey, tell donkey choppers over there to be quiet and put on his feedbag.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

donkey slammer

some on who is packing a massive cock extending 8 in a half inches soft and 12 inches hard.

Hey she told me Asa is a Donkey Slammer. Man she i really lucky

by asa glover April 16, 2008

donkey toe

When a camel toe is so deep, that when you spread your legs, it doesn't come out

Boy 1: dude did you see Reagan at the party?

Boy 2: yeah. I bet she had a donkey toe
Boy 1: that's so hot, right?

by Rayraymadden June 14, 2014

Donkey Rider

A Mexican. Primarily A Mexican from the Northern Desert Regions of Sonora, Chihuahua, or Baja that will most likely cross the border into the Good 'Ol U.S. of A through an Auto Transit. A large Truck with a Semi-Trailer for example.

Border Patrolman #1: The driver of the Truck is sweating profusely and seems to be nervous. A little too nervous...

Border Patrolman #2: Check the Semi-Trailer for Donkey Riders...

by Dmanfig November 18, 2014