cunt for men

Poisoning someone's sandwich.
As a word as concise, hate-encapsulating as cunt that works for men is nonexistant, poisoning someone's sandwich is a perfect replacement for using the word.

- God. How I hate him. I want to call him out, but there's no equivalent of cunt for men!
- Cunt for men, huh? I saw something about this on CollegeHumor. Just poison his sandwich, it's the same.

by Sire Lorenz April 17, 2016

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cunt spout

Individual that behaves in a rude or crass manner. Frequently uses offensive language

Brian kept interrupting my speech with racial slurs. He is such a cunt spout.

by MobileInfantry February 2, 2015

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A "Jack Cunt" is someone who is selfish, unwilling to work and use energy during a task involving more than one person. The person who has been deemed a "Jack Cunt" may also try to use excuses to avoid performing the required task, which usually involves them suddenly disappearing, then reappearing after the task has been completed. Jack Cunts will always think about themselves first..

Nick - Excuse me bro, can you please help me lift this…
Alex - Nah

… Jack Cunt

by phantomplayerX May 30, 2015

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Coffee Cunt

Somebody who is proud of his/her (usually her) 'addiction' to coffee; somebody who never shuts up about how much he/she needs coffee to function, as if it's a quirky personality trait, or a hobby, or just something to make her seem like an interesting human being.

Usually a fan of Starbucks or some other shitty chain café; usually takes a particular type of coffee (Latté, Mocha, (worst of all) Frappuccino) and tells everybody that it's "all I ever drink."

"I've got to have a cup of coffee, I can't start the day without one! I can't do anything until I've had my macchiato! I can't help it, it's just who I am!"

"Shut the fuck up, you Coffee Cunt"

by CatCity November 13, 2011

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