by BadRonald November 22, 2015
When you fancy someone who is in a significant position of authority over you and has the ability to ruin or end your life if they ever found out. Since actually doing anything would blow your cover you never do anything about it, and so you have so little to gain but so much to lose by having a danger crush. The objective of this is to prevent anyone from ever finding out, which makes it even more dangerous and exciting for you.
So I see you're spending a lot of time with the daughter of that crack-dealing pimp, he's gonna kill you if he ever finds out. B: Yeah. She's my danger crush.
by svak.fk;vsb October 05, 2015
The breaking point to wich the lines of friendship and romance in a relationship between two people are blurred to complete utter confusion resulting in frustration, IE: vague text replys, mixed signals, and lack of acknowledgment for the other person on an affectionate level. This is usually in the case of having a crush on an individual who's ambiguous responses leave the other individual riddled with hormonal rage till they flip either their shit or dignity to somehow save face before falling victim to the friend zone, thus leading to a climax of arguing, interrogation or abandonment of an ambiguous crush, thus cracking under pressure.
John: hey how's that thing going with Sally?
James: I just flipped shit and told her to stop leading me on, she wasn't being direct enough, I didn't know if she really liked me back
John: sounds like you had Crush Crack
James: I just flipped shit and told her to stop leading me on, she wasn't being direct enough, I didn't know if she really liked me back
John: sounds like you had Crush Crack
by Atticus Bukowski November 16, 2013
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by Lemur47 October 21, 2003
When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.
A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.
by ApricotFields June 15, 2020