by Princess Pink Bubble October 17, 2008
Get the betty crackermug. by necro January 12, 2005
Get the mad crackermug. Person 1: What is wrong with him?
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker
by fuckface25 September 3, 2016
Get the Saltine Crackermug. a caucasian person who hasn't totally lost his/her mind and is in hot pursuit of something greater than the microwave oven, who believes that life's greatest pleasures are not derived from those things that plug into little electrically charged holes in the wall.
"That graham cracker has been living off the grid for three years now, do you think he has a facebook?"
"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?
No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."
"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?
No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."
by a daily hypocrite May 25, 2012
Get the graham crackermug. by deadwood August 1, 2003
Get the pan crackermug. A bean cracker is the result of one parent being a spic (hispanic) and the other being a cracker (white).
by tite ass January 14, 2009
Get the bean crackermug. A cum crack is a term to use against white people when their paper ass lips don't shut the fuck up or is being annoying .🤭
by Lelethehaitiancarribean April 2, 2022
Get the Cum crackermug.