couch plant

to sexually please someone.. on the couch

I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.

by couchplanter October 28, 2010

Couch

An enduring or pleasureable defanition where the word is used when expressing how great somthing was or is. The couch is the hallmark of all hang out sesh with your friends. The relaxing place after work or school. The peace of playing a video game.

Suitable substitutes for words like; awsome, pissy, dope, good, delicious, fun, clutch

Delicious: Bro that sandwich was couch.

Awsome, Pissy, Dope: That was couch...That shit was couch bro...

Good, Fun, Clutch: Man this day was couch...This was a really couch day...The day could have been more couch...

by Khailen October 25, 2025

Behind The Couch

When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first

"Me and Roofa Jerked off behind the couch to Ray J and Kim K's Porno"

by Aidsandcancer August 14, 2018

granny's couch

Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.

Don't sit on granny's couch!!

by me81 January 1, 2015

WALC Couch Humper

The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.

Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?

Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!

by sillygeese January 26, 2024

Companion Couch

A super-comfy couch, with an in-built phone charger.

Is that a Companion Couch? That couch is completely rad!

by givesies February 22, 2018

couch beat

Verb. To insert your penis in between two couch cushions, with or without lubrication. Then, you proceed to thrust back and forth in said couch, as if you were fucking a girl. Some people prefer to go raw, or use a sock for easy clean-up!

That guy Frank got a pete burn from couch beat.

by Feetbeater6911 November 17, 2015