Eat Couch

When your fucking a girl doggystyle on the couch and her face is on the cushions.

"Face in the pillow, ass up, I made her eat couch" 🎶

From the song
Eat Couch - by Hit-Boy & Spank Nitti James

by TRSN91 August 5, 2025

Couch Butter

I am offended

thats gonna be a couch butter from me dawg

by gumper December 22, 2021

Couch

A “couch” is a seat, that’s all.

John: Why do you need a couch?

Mick: To be sad.

by K ok ono October 29, 2020

Chick On The Couch

A needy, demanding girlfriend.

Are you coming to the concert or are you still dating that chick on the couch?

by dirtydictionarydusty March 20, 2023

Couch Viking

Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.

If you're going to be Viking, don't be a Couch Viking

by Temiz August 14, 2023

couch eye

Bluish discoloration of one eye after being forced to sleep on the couch, after a disagreement

Yo man, did you get in a fight with you woman, looks like you got a bad case of the couch eye

by chloe blowy December 17, 2012

fuck ya couch

meaning for when u dont give a fuck

fuck ya couch dick!

by Nicholas_lupton October 9, 2016