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should've used a condom

This is a new thing people say when someone does something so incredibly stupid and disappointing to the point where the are feeling to go back im time and stop themselves from seeing that disappointment.

(Or it defines someone's child being a hoe/slut/pornstar/onlyfans creator and actually being proud of that)
Some examples of should've used a condom are:
Example 1: someone who enjoys watching skibidi toilet.
Example 2: someone who does something cringe on the internet or irl
Example 3: someone who spreads their nudes online for people to see
by King (from seven deadly sins) November 19, 2023
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condom truck

A term used to startle a speaker who hadn't been listening. Nobody would want to know that a condom truck is part of the trafficking circuit, but here we are! This term is generally used to attract attention.
"Hey, the condom truck is outside! Wanna check it out?"
by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025
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Condom

Something you use to have safe sex but won’t make sex fun
I used s condom during sec and it felt really boring
by Josuetherealidiot May 9, 2018
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Condom

What broke when u parents had u
Ur mum : oh shit

ur dad : what

ur mum : the condom broke

ur dad: well fuck me deAd wtf am i gon do now
by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 18, 2020
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African condom

An African condom is an Egyptian foreskin.
When procuring an African condom, one must meet with an Egyptian, who makes all genders try his foreskin for free. This repulsive act is only followed by the Egyptian taxi driver holding their belongings for ransom.
by ecaleohs June 3, 2023
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condoms

kid nappers during sex
i was using condoms in my ass
by cocksuckalot February 22, 2022
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condom race

a specific type of three legged race.
Tommy lost the condom race and was unable to use his third leg for the second leg of the sex triathlon.
by nomorehome October 21, 2008
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