Computer

Place to work.
And eat.
And have fun.
And rest after work.
New man's best friend.

Dude, this morning i watched that YouTube clip! Then I went to job, did some stuff in Word, and later that evening i watched a movie on my computer. I don't love my dog anymore.

by HastaLaVistaBaby October 17, 2012

Instable Computer

A computer about to fall due to a bad surface it stands on - commonly comfused by newbs with Instable Operating System

Oh no! I have an instable computer - i should really move it to a place where it is less prone to falling.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

computater

What my friend Bubba Cools his computer when it is acting up.

That dumb computater froze up on me again!!!

by Food!!!! November 18, 2003

Bobble Head Commuter

When a commuter is napping on the train or bus and their head bobs around with every bump and sharp turn or stop.

Everyone on the train were bobble head commuters with their heads bobbing left and right in unison in mid naps.

by Bennzz61 June 22, 2009

a/s computing

worst lesson ever.governed by a syllabus that makes you do EVERYTHING the hard way(yes those program diagrams are a useful way of planning a 15 line program) and staffed by biatch

see shite , useless or my personal favourite cum dumpster

by piratetaco December 12, 2004

rusty computer mouse

when a man a woman engage in anal sex. after you pull out, you put a computer mouse in her ass and then in her vagina. after you take it out of her vagina there will be stuff on it that looks like rust

oh shit dude i just gave that bitch a rusty computer mouse

by petarrrrrrrr October 14, 2008

Computer Nazi

Someone that does not like the computer, and wants to kill it.

Amanda was angry at Powerpoint, and Chance. This makes her a Computer Nazi.

by Neil-Ness April 2, 2004