Cabby

The hottest inanimate Insanity character

Person 1: I’m a Cabby apologist
Person 2: Based.

by AwkwardAveri May 3, 2022

Hovering Cosby

A piece of poop that is still half way in your anus and half way out of your anus

GOD DAMN IT I HAVE A HOVERING COSBY! GRANDMA GET THE LAX I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE A TOUGH one

by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010

squat cobbler

When a man sits in pie, and wiggles around. (Usually while filmed, for enjoyment of fetishists.) Varieties may be known as Hoboken squat cobbler; Full moon moon-pie; Boston creme splat; Simple Simon the ass-man; Dutch apple ass. A crybaby squat includes crying.

Ooooh yeah, do it for the camera, baby... Do that squat cobbler for daddy.

by Slippin' Jimmy September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.

Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.

He really likes it when he sees someone sitting in a pie. He loves a good squat cobbler.

by JWSmythe September 1, 2016

squat cobbler

when you film a video of somebody sitting on a pie while crying

pyrce filmed a squat cobbler and happily sat on the pie for the video

by dachiever August 30, 2016

squat cobbler

When you bare ass sit on top of a pie and wiggle around. Tears may or may not be included. Also known as a Boston cream splat.

Dan got out of police suspicion by admitting he makes squat cobbler videos.

by Butteater637 July 10, 2016

Bill Cosbyed

To be slipped a roofie, leading to an unwanted sexual encounter.

Dude, I think I got Bill Cosbyed at that party last night. I woke up with no pants on and $20 pinned to my shirt.

by DirtySouthJohn February 11, 2017