Crumpet crippler

The act of shitting out the digested remains of a crumpet, placing it on one’s hand, and slapping one in the genitals until they orgasm uncontrollably leaving them paralysed.

Steve, I’m horny. Give me a crumpet crippler.

by Scousebirdcoleen October 10, 2019

hypo crip

A hypo crip is a person who acts like their all gangsta and smart but really isn’t whatsoever. Even the dumbest of dumb people can outsmart them with ease.

That girl Serena is the definition of a hypo crip.

by xuhn December 18, 2019

Nathan Crippled

he is an orange human being that looks like a dr seuss character and is crippled

You can suck my dick, and then i'll call you nathan crippled

by imgay_101 January 13, 2020

Poptart Crip

A Crip who is hard on the outside but is soft on the inside

Ayo! That guy over there! Yea bro he a Poptart Crip!

by CarolGodDamnBaksin April 24, 2020

cooter crippler

Any sexual act that leaves the female sore enough to complain the following day, specifically a modified missionary position with the males arms hooked under the females knees and holding her by the arms.

Why your girl walking funny?
Oh I gave her the cooter crippler last night.

by legendary 71 September 24, 2021

Fletcher cripps

Fat boy who can’t reach his knees. If it asks for food make sure you don’t give it any as he well abolish it

Oh god it’s fletcher cripps asking for food

by Cathal loughlin November 23, 2021

Fletch cripps

A large monster who usually hangs outside McDonald’s waiting to pounce. Be careful the big red tomato will eat you if you are seen

What’s that red blob? Oh it’s fletch cripps

by Cathal loughlin November 23, 2021