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Chestered

To finger a girl with Cheeto dust on one's finger(s).
Mike came over last night and Chestered me. This morning my piss was orange.
by womb2tombRAIDER July 29, 2017
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Chestes

Succulent milk containment units of the human female. Flat chicks are known for having internal Chestes, meaning they don't feel immense pain when punched lightly on the chest. Despite sounding great, there are health risks to internal Chestes. For one thing, these cannot produce thick, course milky goodness, rather, these produce what is known as milky gaseousness. This acts as a natural male repellent, which is great if you're a feminist, though in that case you don't have to worry about getting a boyfriend anyway. Internal Chestes are also believed to be correlated with a deadly disease known as Boobulous denysucculentious. This disease causes females to think boobs don't matter. They do.
by Wasp humper December 3, 2018
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Chucky Chester

The worst player on the best baseball team in the world.
Slam Jackson T-Bone Malone Duke Farmer Racoon Davis
by Chucky Chester September 18, 2004
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Chester

chester hick town with lots of dutchy rich kids waitin to get the shit kicked out of them.
you know that rich kid from chester?
yea got his head kicked in yesterday.
f**king dutchbag.
by dsmallz March 27, 2009
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s on my chest

'S on my chest' Refers to Superman and his being the man of steel. It means the person with the S on their chest is invincible and are asking someone to shoot them as a sign of good will. Once shot, they must buy the shooter a drink
"Yeah man, shoot me, I have an s on my chest."
by Razae May 16, 2006
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chest nuts

A nut covered in a super spiky porcupine-ish protection shell that will give you a million splinters if you fall on one in your yard. The nut itself is evidently so damn tasty it inspired a Christmas song that has been covered by everyone and their brother.

when a man turns into a woman and gets a boob job, they are called "chest nuts" in some parts of the world.
definition one:

"Remember when Carla was Carl before he/she had the chest nuts installed?"

"How could I forget?"

definition 2:

"Chest NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FI-AHHHH!!! JACK FROST NIPPING AT MY DOOR!!!!!!!!"

"I like tuwtles"
by jeezusbonbonz October 12, 2008
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Chicken Chested

when a man gets his chest waxed /when a young man hasn't hit puberty yet but should have by now
that man at the beach must of had a wax cause he chicken chested/that boy almost 18 and still chicken chested
by my political party : Realist August 13, 2009
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