chat zero

Your Facebook friends list is so small that no one is online when you are. This indicates that you are a loser.

I was chat zero yesterday night for like 6 hours. Thank goodness someone came online and posted the word DERP. I had to urban dictionary cover-up in order to get it.

by teenagegravedigger February 20, 2011

Shitbook Chatting

This is the act of having one or more active Facebook chats while also actively defecating.

"Dude I was Shitbook chatting with our Animation Theory group today and found out our project is due this week. Fuck!"

(This was taken from an actually Shitbook chat.)

by jermzig April 10, 2011

chat frag

An awesome burn, usually in chat for a video game.

Person 1: You suck!
Person 2: Your mom sucked last night!
Person 3: Chat fragged!

by MadChatFragger June 12, 2011

chat log

When u want to know a an msn convo without having a full explanation.

user1: dude i asked her out
user2: what did she say?
user1: well she was like..
user2. Nvm just send chat log.

by itzaboii October 21, 2010

tivo chat

Chatting on IM when you know the other person is not actually at their computer. The chat is time-shifted like Tivo and you know that your 'instant' message will not be immediately read. Instead you chat knowing that the messages will not be read until the other person returns to their computer.

me: hey, u @?
me: Tivo chat time
me: u should have heard the ruckus whn my p's came home
me: give me a holla whn ur back
me: i'll b on cell @ the beach byotch
me: going 4 a dip in de ocean!
me: ciao

by xrcom March 26, 2007

throwing chat

talking to people back and forwards

Should of been at the party I was throwing chat everywhere

by Thorpylivestrong May 23, 2007

chat hostess

A person who thrives on gossip, especially nasty gossip that demeans others to make themselves feel good about themselves.

A chat hostess is a perfect job for a nasty old lady.

by seengee March 30, 2009