countercountermeasure

a very very long word that i have no darn clue what it means

countercountermeasure

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 10, 2022

comment countdown

The time someone must wait until they can talk about a leaving person or persons, so that they will not hear. Usually to criticize or laugh about something involving the leaving person(s).

Waitress: I'll be right back with your order.

Comment Countdown Begins: 5... 4.... 3....

Person 1: Dude that waitress was bangin.

Person 2: Way to break the comment countdown, I think she heard you.

by tcm96 May 31, 2010

Sperm Count Dracula

The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...

"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"

by Dan Scum November 4, 2013

count one for the home team

An expression used to signify something good has happened, or can be used to express congratulations. Its antonym is count one for the away team.

<hohoh0> Why dont you msg your gf telling her IM GONNA GET A PUSSY AND BOOB JOB, I BET YOULL LUB ME UP. she'd think we're the most horrid people EVER eheh
<Stan> nah she would count one for the home team

by BOLIVER February 3, 2003

Count Deg

A mythological man born in the early 1800s in Sweden. It was rumored he slayed thousands of young men and served their blood to his guests. He was stabbed to death in 1930 but people say he has been reborn and lives in Illinois. He is pure evil and extremely cunning.

Count Deg is the best party host I know.

by Jeremy September 5, 2004

Counter-bore

To be burned (insulted) or bested past ther point of drilling or reaming.

Because after drilling a surface one would ream it, after that one would counter-bore it so that the head of the screw is sunk into the surface.

Joe: Man, you got drilled!
Bob: No, you got reamed!
Frank: Shut up guys, he got his ass COUNTER-BORED!!!!
Joe and Bob: DAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!

by Crazy-Legs September 20, 2005

Counter Appearance

The ability to express emotion, such as love, hatred, jealousy, confusion, etc. without showing any actual signs of the forementioned emotion, and while still showing a somewhat cheery disposition.

Kate: Man...that kid is hard to read when he's expressing himself.
Harold: Yeah...... it's called Counter Appearance

by Kepler Nolan October 5, 2005