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Canadian Kiss 

The act of slapping a girl in the face with a dick. Best when it leaves a mark (shaped as a dick) and/or covers her face with cum.
Dude did you hit that last night?? Of course... gave her a Canadian Kiss that she'll need to cover up for days
Canadian Kiss by familyjewels August 9, 2010

Canadian Stranger 

So you are railing a chick doggystyle and occasionally fall out and put it back in. After many fall outs your friend sneaks in from behind and replaces you. Let him get some pounding in and then you walk up infront of the girl and ask her how good your doing.
So my friend and I gave my girlfriend a Canadian stranger last night and she didn't like it at all.

Canadian Fastlane 

The narrow patch of dirt between the edge of the highway and the grass in the median. Traveled mostly by drunks and people who got their drivers license from a gumball machine. Thus the reason this area is worn down to the dirt. If you reach the rumble strip with your passenger side tires you are traveling in the Canadian Fastlane.
Dispatch, send me an extra unit to I75 southbound, old Teds driving in the canadian fastlane again
Canadian Fastlane by eville March 7, 2011

Canadian Institute of Hispanic Studies 

Quite possibly the best college in the world. Located in Idaho, it has one of the best campuses of any college in the world. It is an extremely high rated school, ideal for anyone. With a productive curiculum, it is sure to educate everyone for the better, and make them a successful individual.
Did you seriously just believe that there was actually a college called the Canadian Institute of Hispanic Studies?

Canadian Cocksucking Championships 

Two (or more) people repeated complimenting each other, at their own expense, in an attempt to pay respect and show humility.
Guy 1: Your such a good artist

Guy 2: No, your a better artist

Guy 1: The way you compose a photo is the best

Guy 2: but your use of lighting is so much better than mine

Guy 1: Let's just agree that we are both good artists, this is starting to turn in the Canadian Cocksucking Championships.

Canadian Flag 

When you are about to cum on a AMERICAN chick you punch her on both cheeks, punch her nose and cum on her face. Thus giving the illusion of a Canadian Flag.
"Yeah i gave kate (american hoe) a Canadian Flag last night."
Canadian Flag by MATZ789 July 14, 2009