When someone has their underwear on the table and proceeds to put their Diarrhea on top of the underwear and serve it at a family gathering.
by Schloperton December 19, 2022
The Cake Cult Is a religion started from the meme “Now I know what’s real and what’s cake”. The cake cult prides in the belief that everything living and non living is entirely made of cake. Though we’re made of cake we’re still eat it. Even in its original form. Though people may look down on our religion we still respect there’s even if what we are is fact.
by LighterCross/The Cake Pastor August 02, 2020
A very mean person that has commit a lot of war crimes or someone that stole your sandwich are is just a dumb little mean person
by Gorg_BruhHub October 20, 2023
An order of pancakes by an individual with the intention of consumption by the entire party. A glue-guy brunch move.
I’ll have the breakfast burrito for myself and some table cakes for the boys. What do you mean you don’t know what table cakes are? Check urban dictionary.
by Grobin Tingras August 29, 2019
All time low in their tidy whities
by Misty Kerns May 16, 2015
A statement which is much like the cake in Portal, meaning that it is a lie. These types of statements are common with CEOs, presidents, Toyota, Fox News, bankers, and evil supercomputers.
Toyota exec - We have finally fixed the unintended acceleration issues on all new Toyotas!
*Fresh off the line Prius smashes in*
Person - They always be makin' cake statements.
*Fresh off the line Prius smashes in*
Person - They always be makin' cake statements.
by oopsididntkillyouyet March 09, 2010
drug user 1 : "aww man, i went to score some gear and cake rinsed me"
drug user 2 : "i fucking drove 2 hours to suck this dudes cock for rock but this cunt cake rinsed me with a bag of salt"
drug user 2 : "i fucking drove 2 hours to suck this dudes cock for rock but this cunt cake rinsed me with a bag of salt"
by harry jnr January 21, 2021