I just dropped a tube cake that split my ass.
I left a tube cake sticking out of the water in there. Go check it out. It’s a work of art.
I left a tube cake sticking out of the water in there. Go check it out. It’s a work of art.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
Get the Tube Cakemug. Derived from the root pum , to blow hard faster and stronger than anyone else. A pum cake is the culmination of 4 or more males being blown harder faster and stronger than anyone else in the given vicinity.
by Remember the jews January 23, 2020
Get the Pum cakemug. -Bruh, you got a cake bake? Bet.
-Can I snag some cake bakes from you?
-Let’s do a cake bake and play some Fortnite. Lte.
-I do not condone the use of cake bakes.
-Can I snag some cake bakes from you?
-Let’s do a cake bake and play some Fortnite. Lte.
-I do not condone the use of cake bakes.
by Kikay August 26, 2019
Get the Cake Bakesmug. by Graggy21 October 22, 2010
Get the Furt Cakemug. An ironically bad insult that is aimed at another individual for humourous reasons. Usually this word is used to relate to an idiotic/stupid person.
by Mr.cool123 February 19, 2014
Get the chuff cakemug. The cake of the gods, this cake is prepared by you and you alone. You must use your own smegma/dick cheese in order to craft this beautiful cake.
Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness
Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake
Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.
Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness
Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake
Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.
Mark-Alan this cakes tastes tangy
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake
by Alan, World Renown pornstar November 23, 2020
Get the smegma cakemug. by Donna Lou Doyle February 8, 2015
Get the cake-bodymug.