Tube Cake

A big long fat turd. A massive shit.

I just dropped a tube cake that split my ass.

I left a tube cake sticking out of the water in there. Go check it out. It’s a work of art.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Pum cake

Derived from the root pum , to blow hard faster and stronger than anyone else. A pum cake is the culmination of 4 or more males being blown harder faster and stronger than anyone else in the given vicinity.

There is nothing quite like a pum cake let me tell ya!

by Remember the jews January 23, 2020

Cake Bakes

“Cake Bakes” is referring to cannabis edibles.

-Bruh, you got a cake bake? Bet.

-Can I snag some cake bakes from you?

-Let’s do a cake bake and play some Fortnite. Lte.

-I do not condone the use of cake bakes.

by Kikay August 26, 2019

Furt Cake

When you fart into your hand and present it to someone.

Got something for you'...*Furt*.....'Furt Cake

by Graggy21 October 22, 2010

chuff cake

An ironically bad insult that is aimed at another individual for humourous reasons. Usually this word is used to relate to an idiotic/stupid person.

e.g. 'Stop stealing my chips you chuff cake!'

e.g. 'Stop spilling your juices on me you chuff cake'

by Mr.cool123 February 19, 2014

smegma cake

The cake of the gods, this cake is prepared by you and you alone. You must use your own smegma/dick cheese in order to craft this beautiful cake.

Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness

Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake

Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.

Mark-Alan this cakes tastes tangy
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake

by Alan, World Renown pornstar November 23, 2020

cake-body

Loving cake or cake flavored items so much you start to become shaped like an actual cake.

Steve went cake-body about 2 yrs into his fellowship.

by Donna Lou Doyle February 8, 2015