The Cake Cult

The Cake Cult Is a religion started from the meme “Now I know what’s real and what’s cake”. The cake cult prides in the belief that everything living and non living is entirely made of cake. Though we’re made of cake we’re still eat it. Even in its original form. Though people may look down on our religion we still respect there’s even if what we are is fact.

Have you heard of the new religion The Cake Cult?

by LighterCross/The Cake Pastor August 1, 2020

straight cake

Dope. Straight up cool. A positive vibe.

Das straight cake, yo!

by CTyankee July 18, 2017

Bum cake

A very mean person that has commit a lot of war crimes or someone that stole your sandwich are is just a dumb little mean person

You are a stupid little bum cake

by Gorg_BruhHub October 19, 2023

Rate The Cake

Rating The Cake is were you and the boys huddle in a circle and rate the cake. There are 3 of rating the cake Cupcake, Birthday Cake, Wedding Cake.

1st Homie:Damn bro rate the cake

2nd:Homie:Bro im voting cupcake

1st Homie:I agree

by Pendejo Man June 12, 2020

Smacky cakes

Butt cheeks so inviting you want gentley smack ‘em.

Oooh weeee!!! Those smacky cakes are lookin good. I’d love to get my hands on those.

by Dale Ross August 21, 2018

homie cakes

A legend of a most chill disposition such that "homie cakes" is a valid way to describe them.

Yo homie cakes let's smoke.

by OS64 December 15, 2019

angel cake

aziraphale from good omens.

aziraphale is so sweet, and he is an angel. he's like an angel cake.

by cherryblossomwine December 1, 2021