Miles off it

A blanket statement used to describe something/someone which is severely below par, it can be used in many contexts, particularly common when describing the attractiveness of a person, or an unconventional idea.

Fabio: what do you think of this outfit?
Wilson: it’s miles off it

Dre: I think this girl is well fit, what do you reckon?
Wilson: nah, she’s miles off it

Shane: what do you think of pineapple on pizza?
Wilson: that’s miles off it

by Lord Andreas II August 22, 2025

Mile

The mile is an English unit of length of linear measure equal to 5,280 feet , or 1,760 yards , and standardised as exactly 1,609.344 metres by international agreement in 1959.

The marathon consists of a four mile jog.

by IAmUbert March 1, 2019

Mile

A futuristic, very smart type of guy. In his free time he likes to discover secrets of the universe. A very big influence in the world of clout. He has the best personality with a soothing voice that brings calm. Rare sort of person, better than you of course. Thinks he is better than everybody else at certain times, because he is.
He may not show it, but he is a super loving and passionate person. He may appear withdrawn, but you must take time to know him because he will make your life a better place.

How amazing he is, such a Mile.

by Xbxhhhx November 20, 2021

Mark mile

A mark mile is a unit of measurement where one standard mile is equivalent to five mark miles. In other words, 1 mile = 5 mark miles. This unit can be used for any calculation involving distance, where distances are converted by multiplying the number of miles by five to get the equivalent number of mark miles. This derives from mark the half man who is short, walking is strenuous on him.

I had to walk 1 mile to the store, which was 5 mark miles.

by Zeeman2121 June 21, 2024

Mile High Pie

A pie made out of ice cream that is exactly a mile long. It is made with a cookie crust and with patterns of vanilla, strawberry and chocolate ice cream.

“I’m feeling like eating a mile high pie today”
“Bruh that’s a mile long how can you eat that”

by kirbyfan99 February 28, 2022

green mile

A mile long straight walkway inside of an amazon facility marked with green tape on the floor, usually starting at the front doors and leading through out the entire facility to most departments.

Sally: Where’s the HR office?
Jack: On the green mile!

New hire: Is the green mile actually a mile long?
Manager: Yes, it’s a literal mile.

by jayboul March 11, 2022

Miles

Short, stubborn, annoying are words that will describe a miles

Look at that miles, he is so short

by Zeffoe March 3, 2021