A hazing challenge where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If it breaks, they must eat the cookie.
Person 1: “Whoa, why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”
by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023
Get the Cookie Mile mug.The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete
Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024
Get the condom mile mug.Tj Miles is a very loyal guy , he came from the bottom , he works very hard for what he has now , he's also nice with everyone , it may seem that he brags his money and everything but that's not right. That's him , showing what he worked so hard for to motivate people do the same and live a wealthful life. TJ miles is an iconic person that loves to make people laugh and feel better.
He invented some sort of meme when he said " BIG BLANA" , now everyone knows about that , there is also BIG BLANA GANG , everyone knows BIG BLANA as a funny/inspirational word to discuss . In less than a year he got a very strong community from his videos from TikTok and Youtube with thousands of views. He literally started from the bottom , he's a romanian that grew up in Toronto , Canada until 2018. When he moved to Romania he opened a american vibe car service and he speaks a mixed romanian with english that sounds funny. He also comes with lots of advices about life. Tj miles , with his first money , he didn't buy shoes or expensive clothes , he developed a business that got him success. TJ says he would be a liar if he said that fame, power and money did not change him. The point is, he knows how to control that. "Being one hundred means much more than talking to people online and offline in the same way."
He invented some sort of meme when he said " BIG BLANA" , now everyone knows about that , there is also BIG BLANA GANG , everyone knows BIG BLANA as a funny/inspirational word to discuss . In less than a year he got a very strong community from his videos from TikTok and Youtube with thousands of views. He literally started from the bottom , he's a romanian that grew up in Toronto , Canada until 2018. When he moved to Romania he opened a american vibe car service and he speaks a mixed romanian with english that sounds funny. He also comes with lots of advices about life. Tj miles , with his first money , he didn't buy shoes or expensive clothes , he developed a business that got him success. TJ says he would be a liar if he said that fame, power and money did not change him. The point is, he knows how to control that. "Being one hundred means much more than talking to people online and offline in the same way."
Tj miles : Hey bro , wow be careful!
Catalin: Wow Tj miles! you saved my life!
Tj mjles: You could have been bankrupt my boi. BIG BLANA
Catalin: Wow Tj miles! you saved my life!
Tj mjles: You could have been bankrupt my boi. BIG BLANA
by Big blana November 22, 2021
Get the TJ MILES mug.A Detroit-based Crip-affiliated street crew active around West 7 Mile, Evergreen, and Telegraph on the city’s Westside. Often associated with “ScoreGang” (SCRG), they’re known for territorial graffiti, tag wars, and various street-level activities. Their presence has been noted in local reporting, neighborhood accounts, and online references, including DetroitStreetGangs.com, community videos, and images circulating on Flickr, Alamy, and Google Street View. Residents link the crew to tagging, disputes over territory, and occasional robberies or joyriding in the 48219 area.
“The West 7 Mile Evergreen Telegraph Gangster Crips are a neighborhood crew rooted deep in Detroit’s Five Points.” — Detroiter
by RealTalkOnlyFool December 9, 2025
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Get the Miles mug.a super hot attractive brown hair, dark brown eyes kinda guy. he will crush you heart when you first meet him, and then you fall in love. he will confess his love for you and then you will confess too. he will then talk to your for a month straight and continue to act like he’ll ask you out, but then never do it. and then say he ‘lost feelings’. if you have a miles in your life then just continue to be good friends and keep your feelings to yourself.
have you seen miles today he is looking cute.
oh wow, miles just lost feelings for me.
person one- miles is looking at your butt.
person two- oh lawd.
person one- didn’t he just say he lost feelings for you?
person two- yes.
oh wow, miles just lost feelings for me.
person one- miles is looking at your butt.
person two- oh lawd.
person one- didn’t he just say he lost feelings for you?
person two- yes.
by anonymous April 30, 2022
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