peepee burger

Peepee burgers come from the depths of cold hard space. They are originally formed in the rings of Saturn, where they develop a longing for caca burgers. They will often travel for light years around the universe searching for a suitable one, not knowing caca burgers may only exist on Earth, specifically in Pennsylvania, USA. Peepee burgers are formed when space dust accumulates enough frozen urine around it, that it forms an ice-dust mass, similar to a meteorite. This ice-dust mass forms its own force of gravity from traveling around empty space. This gravity pulls in dust that is traveling around as well, essentially forming the buns on the side of the peepee burger. Upon completion, the peepee burger turns around, and sets course for Earth, usually landing on the tin roof of the hillbillies dwelling in pennsylvania. there they form a close bond with caca burgers, and often marry and have kids.

"Did you see that huge peepee burger streaking across the sky?"
"That is one smelly peepee burger"
"That guy looks like a peepee burger"

by Jack Bundy July 13, 2009

busy burger

v. the act of drawing a penis in a book
n. a small child with waves in the hair, a face ressembling the hebrew people.
lives by his high school in a restaurant, lives on a steady diet of burgers and fries

"Dude that kid is such a busy burger"
"Dude fuck yea"

by Mike Iazzetto February 27, 2008

burger king

A low priced fast food restaurant where one goes after 10 consecutive days of constipation in order to achieve an enema like effect with minimal damage!

I lost 10 pounds from using the shitter so much after eating burger king for supper!

by Rosie November 15, 2003

Bloody Burger

That special time of the month when a female is on her period

I called my girlfriend for some action. She said "nah nah naw" I ask why? She said she had a "bloody burger"

by Ray672 October 31, 2008

burger flipping

To slap one's female genitalia across a partner's face. The female equivalent of a male swaffle.

Zarah wanted to try burger flipping on Carl, but apparently it's just not his taste.

by BrownHam February 2, 2009

dominic burger

fat coon that eats loads of dick

wow that kid a tryhard with girls, what a dominic burger

by joe faggot June 27, 2017

peanut burger

a variation of the peanut butter sandwich. However this process involves the use of a burger bun rather than ordinary white/whole wheat/ whatever bread you use.

Child: "Hey Mom can i have a peanut butter sandwich?"

Mother: "Sorry hun, were out of bread"

Child: "Fuck it, ill just have a peanut burger

by sHeeeeeeed October 16, 2008