bum clap

When two bum cheeks slap together as air is passed through the anus.

Jerry just had the loudest bum clap.

by LaLa1982 March 19, 2014

Bum Bomb

A massive cyst on your bum that either bursts or is surgically removed leaving a crater on your bum.

Omg duuuude! My brother had the biggest bum bomb, seriously, it left a Grand Canyon sized crater down there!

by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018

bum spit

A synonym for swill, bad, harsh or otherwise low-quality alcohol.

That vodka we had last night was bum spit! We should drink something of better quality next time because it gave me a wicked hangover.

by jsnyjnel February 7, 2008

Bum bungler

Playful adjective used to describe an enthusiastically amorous homosexual male.

"That Berty... He's a bum bungler, you know."

"Oh, is that so? I thought I was the only gay in the village!"

by Wubwubwubwubwubwub November 6, 2012

bum buzzard

1. A bum buzzard is a derogatory term for a predatory homosexual man. Referring to how a buzzard would circle and swoop on it's 'prey' only in this instance the 'prey' being the bottom of another man.

2. General derogatory term used amongst male friends to imply homosexual tendencies.

1. " Check out that big guy over there, I'm telling you he's a fucking bum buzzard."

2. " Shut it and buy us a drink ya fucking bum buzzard."

by Joe 1968 April 7, 2008

bum a lift

To hitch a free ride whether by car or any other transport method.

Hey, your passing my way! Can I bum a lift please?

by Simple-UK September 19, 2020

Bum-Punch

"Bum-Punch" the battle cry yelled before you playfully punch your partner in the bum. It only counts as a true Bum-Punch if it's yelled or sang seconds before impact.

"you cheeky sod, Bum-Punch!!"

"yelp!"

by Matt_Man July 19, 2016