Bro, that's gay!

When you have a friend that sees you doing something gay, so he yells out "Bro, that's gay!".

Bryan: Kisses Mitch
Ryan: Bro, that's gay!

by notdummdude March 21, 2020

non-bro

one that does not uphold the values of a bro

Chris Donaldson is a non-bro.

by juilosop January 8, 2014

Bro tax

When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.

Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.

by Xenthos Man November 2, 2012

Benis bros

When gay lovers end up being related

Me and my brother found out that we were benis bros

by But hole getting jizzy uh February 2, 2019

Bro deserves it

Bro deserves, it has two meanings. the first meaning is literally what is says "Bro deserves it" so it means that someone deserves it. the other meaning is the complete opposite, so if there is something that is very annoying or pathetic for someone.

example 1: There was someone bullying my friend, so I gave him a taste of his own medicine, Bro deserves it.
example 2: I accidently cracked my phone screen this morning, Bro deserves it

by Jargang soldier November 24, 2022

bro door

a barrier of privacy that a close friend will provide at a time when there is no bathroom door available. typically needed at shitty rundown bars where bathrooms and stalls lack anything close to a functioning door

"hey i need to fucking shit but there's no door on the stall, give me a bro door!"

"andy just took a fat shit and his bro door almost passed out from it."

by chadbrochill44 May 1, 2010

skatt bros

The best band ever. They are more macho then the village people and more versatile than Elton John. If you like mustaches, Cowboys, and prolapsed anuses then you like the skatt bros

I was listening to the skatt bros while I did some some squats and I totally got wood

by sailoandlula January 15, 2014