skatt bros

The best band ever. They are more macho then the village people and more versatile than Elton John. If you like mustaches, Cowboys, and prolapsed anuses then you like the skatt bros

I was listening to the skatt bros while I did some some squats and I totally got wood

by sailoandlula January 15, 2014

Derby bro

Similar to a derby wife, but with men. Usually.

He's not my derby wife! Stop calling him my wife! He's my derby bro!

by roxyhorror December 08, 2010

Crack Bro

A bro who does crack with you, bro.

Dude, I had a great time with my crack bros last night, bro.

by Joseph Broseph November 11, 2018

Bro opera

A soap opera that a guy can justify watching. Something that is based on something that men can relate to, without realizing they are watching a soap opera

Sons of Anarchy is a real bro opera, that me and all the guys talk about at work

by Bonesvette September 29, 2010

Tinder Bro

Bros that help each other score on Tinder by providing background information about girls they have previously matched with and help prevent each other from incidentally becoming Eskimo Brothers.

My Tinder Bro saved me a lot of time by letting me know this Tinderella was a prude

by Jor Dan G October 17, 2014

Bro-lite

Any guy that exhibits Bro "qualities" such as hyper-masculinity, a penchant for cheap beer, and talking about "pussy" constantly. However, unlike the full-fledged Bro, Bro-lites lack muscle mass, usually study majors in math and science, attempt to display the emotionless facade of Bros (who can't comprehend more than what their dick is feeling) but fail, have a lackluster experience with women, and (while they do wear boat shoes) do not wear backwards hats or shutter shades.

Quick definition: a Bro-mobile ran a red light (as usual) and crashed into a well-styled Metro(sexual)bus, and their baby was the Bro-lite.

Displays a penchant for Ralph Lauren polos/sweaters, but not for sports jerseys. Enjoys wearing blazers with khakis and ironic bow ties.

Tom: "Hey that's such a bro over there!"
Dan: "Nah, that's just a Raffi; he's totally Bro-lite, and he goes to NYU!"

Gabe: "Your friend Rick talks like a total Bro, but he studies engineering and has the frame of a teenager."
Chris: "Oh, that's because he is Bro-lite!"

by MegaGabe September 28, 2013

Romantic Bro

someone who you kinda have feelings for (and they have feelings for you), but one party doesn't want to commit to a relationship. alas, you remain romantic bros -- basically the name for that weird stage in between friends and dating.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: I like you too
Person 1: Wanna date?
Person 2: I would, but the thought of committing to a relationship freaks me out
Person 1: Ah, gotcha. Romantic bros?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Romantic bros!

by swaggy bagel December 10, 2019