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Bro-lite

Any guy that exhibits Bro "qualities" such as hyper-masculinity, a penchant for cheap beer, and talking about "pussy" constantly. However, unlike the full-fledged Bro, Bro-lites lack muscle mass, usually study majors in math and science, attempt to display the emotionless facade of Bros (who can't comprehend more than what their dick is feeling) but fail, have a lackluster experience with women, and (while they do wear boat shoes) do not wear backwards hats or shutter shades.

Quick definition: a Bro-mobile ran a red light (as usual) and crashed into a well-styled Metro(sexual)bus, and their baby was the Bro-lite.

Displays a penchant for Ralph Lauren polos/sweaters, but not for sports jerseys. Enjoys wearing blazers with khakis and ironic bow ties.
Tom: "Hey that's such a bro over there!"
Dan: "Nah, that's just a Raffi; he's totally Bro-lite, and he goes to NYU!"

Gabe: "Your friend Rick talks like a total Bro, but he studies engineering and has the frame of a teenager."
Chris: "Oh, that's because he is Bro-lite!"
by MegaGabe September 28, 2013
mugGet the Bro-litemug.

Ara, Bro

An explanation commonly used by Armenians. "Ara" translates to "Hey". So, this phrase can be substituted for, "hey bro."
Ara, Bro that new Mercedes looks sick as fuck!
by Nude Master 69 May 28, 2019
mugGet the Ara, Bromug.

Bro deserves it

Bro deserves, it has two meanings. the first meaning is literally what is says "Bro deserves it" so it means that someone deserves it. the other meaning is the complete opposite, so if there is something that is very annoying or pathetic for someone.
example 1: There was someone bullying my friend, so I gave him a taste of his own medicine, Bro deserves it.
example 2: I accidently cracked my phone screen this morning, Bro deserves it
by Jargang soldier November 24, 2022
mugGet the Bro deserves itmug.

Subi bro

A person who owns and lives Subaru. Sti’s & Brz’s, all the way to Foresters, a boxer engine is their love language. As long as you spend as much on juul pods as you do on your subi, you can be a subi bro
Bystander: yooo is that tire smoke!?

Person who saw the subi bro leave: nah smell it, just a mint cloud
by I gave you a light chuckle August 6, 2020
mugGet the Subi bromug.

Bicep Bro

A term used to describe a niche demographic of young, adolescent men, not to be mistaken with the term curl bro.

Often recognised as a dickhead who after discovering tech-house has now substituted rugby, homophobia, and dark fruits for ketamine, Skateboarding clothing, and worshiping Bicep.

Can often be spotted lurking as a creature at your Printworks, Bristol uni, or instagram.
Person 1: Mate did you see that creature at Phonox last night being creepy? Such a weirdo.

Person 2: Yeah! What a freak, he’s a proper bicep bro. He should fuck off back to Surrey.
by InnerMole March 17, 2019
mugGet the Bicep Bromug.

bro stain

When you nut and immediately put your cock away leaving the excess splooge to leak out on to cloth causing a stain.
Dude, borrowed my roommates sheet and it's got bro stains all over it
by DukeMcFuckington December 12, 2015
mugGet the bro stainmug.

Sko Bro

Guy 1: Hey Sko Bro!
Guy 2: how did You know?
Guy 1: we still talk sometimes.
by Anonymous9876543210-1 May 22, 2013
mugGet the Sko Bromug.

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