horse blowjob 

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Nick was arrested for giving a horse blowjob.

horse blowjob by ComradeJames January 9, 2021

obama blowjob 

when obama blowjob

friend 1: yo whats up
friend 2: YO OBAMA BLOWJOB!!!

obama blowjob by frosty_rosiee March 26, 2021

Spicy Blowjob 

When a hooker that just ate 15 ghost peppers, drank 5 bottles of texas pete, ate the spiciest chip in the world, and topped it off with carolina reaper seeds gives you a blowjob thus making your penis spicy

"My wife gave me a spicy blowjob, i know because her sister said i tasted spicy"

Spicy Blowjob by Twink Fucker named Fishstick April 8, 2021

walking blowjob

Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.

"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."

"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)

walking blowjob by edw007 May 19, 2021

British Blowjob 

Blowjob after which person A that receives it ask person B that was making it

"Do you want some tea?"
After which person A starts peeing at mouth of person B.

Do you want have some British Blowjob?
yeah I like this taste at morning.

British Blowjob by Travair January 13, 2022

Rodeo Blowjob

When the giver only stays on the task for eight seconds, and believes it was a “successful ride”.

My wife just gave me a rodeo blowjob, so now I’m left to my own accord.

Rodeo Blowjob by MN Nut Guy April 26, 2023

Swimmer's blowjob 

When you have to come up for air while giving a blowjob. Similar to how swimmers come up for air while racing.

Friend 1: She kept pausing to breath while she was giving me head.
Friend 2: Dude, sounds like you got a swimmer's blowjob.

Swimmer's blowjob by b-hole6969 May 27, 2016