egg beater

It's when you grab your balls and slam it against one's face at such a power that it leaves a bruise on their face.

John - I gave my wife the ol' egg beater.

by The Egger June 13, 2018

midget beater

male that constantly beats his meat with a penis under 1 inch in length

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018

Chicken Beater

Chicken beater beats chickens, that's it

Why are you beating chickens chicken beater

by Koopa1928 September 4, 2018

Josh Beitel

A guy who tells another friend’s wife what his husband has planned when the husband is trying to secure time to hang out with his friends without fear of judgement or reprisal from his wife.

A friend has a Dentist appointment with his friends wife and he blabs that he is looking forward to having game night with her husband before the husband had a chance to negotiate his freedom. The husband group texts everyone that plans are cancelled and someone just pulled a Josh Beitel on him.

by Tibereas September 28, 2018

Skeeter beater bill

Beats his meat to any girl

Did you see that dude he was skeeter beater billing

by Skeeter beater bill October 25, 2018

Bannana Beater

Slang tern for a Brazilian made vehicle in poor condition/repair,

The car is sold as/is it's just a regular BANNANA BEATER.

by truckin snowman November 4, 2018

Wife Beater

1. A man/woman (whatever you're into) who beats their wife.
2. A kind of shirt worn by above said people.

1. Jorge: Hey, Bill! How was your wife last night?

Bill: Yeah, she didn't want my big, hard cock last night. So I became a wife beater.

2. Can I borrow your wife beater, bro?

Nah, sorry, it's my life blood man. I gotta wear it for a certain occasion tonight.

by BillyFriedCakes November 18, 2018