matt M

gay boy with a jewish background cant get any chiki babes his jealous about how much zac and brad get the laaadies ;)

hey im matt m aND IM le jew wanna make babis

by monkeys uncle August 8, 2012

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M, ILF

Telling your mother you would like to fuck.

M, ILF = Mother , I would like to fuck

Mother: Tom, what would you like to do today?
Tom: M, ILF Hannah.
Mother: But you are too young to be fucking around!

by jaroiten June 3, 2010

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s & m

The best concert given by Metallica accompagnied by the symphony of san fransisco

Guy : Metallica rocked at the S & M concert !!
Guy 2 : No they didn't they teh su><orz
Angry mob : Beyotch M3tallica t3h rox !! W3 is gonn4 kill yo face beyotch !!!1!1

by Sharki July 24, 2008

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Kevin P, known as the "Master Muff Manipulator", hence the name Triple M. Kevin P loves classic tight wet young muff, he has mastered the art of diving into that puss and playing it like a fiddle. Within the manic ridden years Kevin P has learned to play women's hearts like a harmonious instrument forged from the depths of Parthe Player Pimp Status Blood. He has gone around for the last few years and took a head first dive into all different kinds of muffs, Kevin strongly believes in diversity, especially when it comes to cunts. He will break hearts, burn souls, and ruin lives if it means a nice fine wet pussy.

Did you get any muff last night? Yeah, I'm the Triple M muthafucker!

by The Sick Fucking Man October 21, 2008

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M-Kay and A

The abbreviated name refers to the incredibly talented Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and comes in handy when you're in a pinch and can't quite find the energy to say eight syllables...We've got it right down to four!! Talk about convenience!

Did you see M-Kay and A on the VMA's last night? Those matching outfits were terrible, Gag me with a spoon!!!

by EM SIZZLE September 10, 2005

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