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bastard

1.n An insult, roughly equivalent to bitch, meaning "illegitamite child". Kind of an indirect assault on one's mother.
2.adv Roughly equivalent to "insanely", "incredibly" or "amazingly". Used to modify ideas. Kind of like an interjection like "Fuck!", only used with another word.
1. Go to hell, you fucking bastard.

2a. That test was bastard hard.
2b. Wow! That car was bastard fast!
by Outbound Flight January 11, 2009
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bastarding

can be used to describe an object or person that has angered or "pissed" you off
oh you bastarding twat, can't you even get it bastarding right you fucking bastarding arsehole, get that bastarding thing which cant stay in its bastarding place for one bastarding minute and fucking pass it over bastarding here... etc etc
by TomUK May 16, 2006
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Controling Bastards

Often American and always in your face, these people will not rest untill you are thinking like them. Are often Christian (see vinno's definition of christian) and want you to be too. These people are fucking up our world. (see George W Bush)
AHHHHHHHHHH A BASTARD! HELP HELP I am... thinking... like...

god bless america
by Goose March 16, 2004
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chippy bastard

a big fatty bum bum, with several sweaty chins and grease stains all down his only top, probably with stripes. can be found any time day or night in any chip shop nationwide, only eats food from the chippy, which he takes back to his mum's house and eats in front of whatever primetime TV shite is on, probably ant and dec. This term can also be used to describe any scummy munter who walks around swinton in her pyjama bottoms at 8 o'clock at night with a fish dinner or two tucked under her arm and her giro in her back pocket, tripping over her earrings.

'bastard' can be changed for anything you like, chippy twat, chippy fuck, chippy cunt, chippy cow.

also, swap 'chippy' for 'pub' and instantly describe any beer bellied, strawberry nosed old fart in a leather jacket he's had since he was 18, who lives in the vault of some dirty low rate public house. He probably has massively strong, gold rimmed bifocal glasses the size of the sunday times or a flat cap and a comb-over, or loads of gold bracelets and chains and sovereigns even Run DMC would shy away from. He even has a pub name like 'jukebox-john' or 'jack the van' or 'vinegar vera' if it's a woman.
"ha, john's got a bag of meat pies the chippy bastard"

"leanne, that's the third time this week you've had pie and chips you fucking chippy cow"

"mike's gone and got 'MAM' tattooed on his forearm, he looks like a right pub cunt"
by natrl March 25, 2010
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Bastar'n Arsehole

This is a Glaswegian term for a nasty or despicable person using two swear words at the same time with a slight modification of the word 'Bastard' to suit the Glasgow tongue.
Awa ya bastar'n arsehole that ye are and don't boather me again!
by K Mitchell February 5, 2005
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inconsiderate bastard

A person with poor social behaviors. This person typically exhibits poor communication and team building skills. This person may believe that they are superior to others. This persons behaviors may even be destructive to teams and should be avoided whenever possible.
The d-bag that sits near me at work is an inconsiderate bastard because he injects himself into conversations that don't involve him so that he can get attention. Once involved in the conversation, he growls and/or shushes people.
by AngryCoworker May 28, 2012
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erdem baskal

Erdem is the best csgo player of all time

he clutched the Boston major in the final rounds in the finals

he is bettere than his friend Bastiaan
You are soo good at csgo you are a Erdem Baskal
by Bassie's Rival February 28, 2018
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