hasty bagger

a grocery clerk or carry-out who fails to properly bag one's groceries because they work too quickly; alternatively, one who tries to put on a condom too quickly

I'm sorry I put your eggs on the bottom - I'm a hasty bagger.

by NJaggers July 1, 2008

Hwanger-banger

A term that describes any hyperactive, annoying, obnoxious, moderately large asian man from California. Loves freshmen girls as well as freshman guys, and frequently wears ridiculous t-shirts. He also loves gmail chat as well as withholding important information from others. Furthermore, he loves it in the pooper and often ROFLAARPs. Can also be used as a verb.

"I just got hwanger-banged with an annoying text this morning."

"Fred is acting like a Hwanger-banger today."

"When is the last time Fred didn't act like a Hwanger-banger?"

by clubswimming March 1, 2009

Sporran Basher

Used to describe an unusually agressive lesbian, not specifically one of Jock heritage.

Girl tells guy to get lost at the bar after guy delivers a shite chat up line. Guy returns to his friends explaining his unsuccessful attempt by stating "Obviously a sporran basher!"

by Nicky J Liverpool February 25, 2009

Douche-baggery

An adjective which is used to describe something that is cruel, or done by a douche bag. Or, the act of being a douchebag. Most of the time, douchebaggery is associated with the people who steal your baby mama/daddy.

Kyle: Dude! That mo-fo stole my woman!
Maurice: Wow. Talk about douche-baggery.

by I8mypen April 19, 2009

ovary basher

A penis that is so large that when the guy has sex with a woman her ovaries hurt the next day.

I gave her the ovary basher last night.

by tbean June 25, 2010

J-banger

Joint, spliff, doobie; a cigarette combined with cannabis that will get you high.

'Let's roll a J-banger', 'I'm J-bangered'.

by spacecaked March 31, 2011

Squaddie Basher

A young girl, usually a teenager or young adult, who goes around and has sex with squaddies.
She will usually hang around public places, such as shopping centres or fast food restraunts, on occasions outside the army camp, and will get picked up by random men and have sex with them.

that girl is such a slag , a total squaddie basher

by LovingLewis June 9, 2011