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off base

(adj. and adv.) Not right, not correct, impolite, rude, improper, treyf, crazy; not ready, not alert; in baseball and softball, not touching one of the bases and thus vulnerable to being tagged out.
"I don't like Hillary either, but his remarks about her were way off base."

"Joe was off base so he was easily tagged out."
by anarcissie May 16, 2008
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The Sex Bases

1st Base- French Kissing
2nd Base- Hand Job/Fingering
3rd Base- Oral Sex
4th Base- Sexual Intercourse
by Kelsey Tracy February 13, 2008
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47th Base

When you are having sex with your partners entire extended family, covered in chocolate sauce and you simultaneously orgasm and LOSE THE GAME at the same time

Coincidentally YOU LOST
Kate: I totally got to 47th base last night

Matt &
Vonnie: You FUCK! I just lost five minutes ago!
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cover the face, bomb the base

What you should do to a girl who has a really fit body, but the face is like a slapped arse that needs censoring.
Can also be known as a paper bag job
"Check out that girl over there, she's well fit."

"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."

"Oh shit, what a minger..."

"Yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?"

"Good idea, but i'll need another pint of cider first.."
by Prem Shah September 19, 2006
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baked

The wayi like my cookies.
Goddamn them some goodass cookies Harriet.
by Mr. Brothers March 26, 2005
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Baked Zitied

(v): the state of being absolutely fried when smoking a fat blunt.

synonyms: high, bombed, zooted, spliffed, blasted, toasted, baked
Stoner 1: "Yo! Pass the nugget!"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah, I'm feeling roasted off of this L."
Stoner 1: *inhales* "Whew, I'm baked zitied kid!"
Stoner 2: "Hahaha, yes!"
by m.Cdowd July 13, 2009
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biased left wing media

An annoying little imp that runs around with a steaming hot cow brand hunting for people that disagree with them. They tastelessly use the words "racist", "sexist" and "biased" to shame and silence anyone who disagrees with them. It's also very convenient for them to ride you off a racist or a discriminator, because then they don't have to actually discuss the issues with you.
Catholic priest states that he doesn't believe gay marriage is truly marriage, but still has nothing against gays.

Biased left wing media runs in screaming bloody murder and brands him in the ass. Now Father Richard will forever be known as a biased, discrimatory racist demon.
by Right winger from the Bronx March 27, 2009
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