AwkWar

A competition between two or more people to say or do something more awkward than the other participant(s).
Victory is achieved when the victor makes everyone else in the group uncomfortable enough to not do anything for 5+ seconds.

Bob challenged Gary and Susan to an AwkWar.
He won by licking Gary's armpit.

by Silas White May 30, 2011

awkwardice

(noun) a lenght of time or moment in which two or more close friends find themselves displaying awkward behavior because of some conversation or another. Mainly happens after too much booze, or through text message.

"After we caught him molesting the cat, there was no way to get rid of the awkwardice."

by Epic Calligraphy March 21, 2010

Awkwardo Stalkwardo

An instance where the individual being stalked is aware they are being stalked by a Mexican. Although the Mexican knows they have been discovered, they continue the stalking as usual, making it awkward.

Boy: Who is that guy, I've seem him a few times following you after school.
Girl: I don't know, he's this Mexican guy, hes been following me, and I swear he has seen me see him. It's really awkwardo stalkwardo if you know what I mean.
Boy: Yeah I do

by Awkasaurus October 25, 2010

awkwardism

Awkwardism is the state of always feeling awkward. Many may use this in the terms of Aspengers. Although Awkwardism isn't a direct diagnoses, it is a personal feel and can be determined by ones self

I have a severe case of awkwardism.

by Heyheyhey October 7, 2016

ackwardo

an expression that can be used in extremely ackward to the core situations. Rythmed typically.

salvatrucha #1: jorge broke up wid me. a la gran puta.
salvatrucha #2: ackwardo
salvatrucha #1: edwardo?
salvatrucha #3: why you guys frontin' fo?

by Fanor January 31, 2008

awktard

An awkward bastard.

I tried to talk to him, but he kept being an awktard

by Squirrellyness July 2, 2009

akwardo

The spanish/french version of saying akward.

That turtle is very akwardo.

by giantfan9797 September 12, 2010