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j burn

When you eat alot of jalepeños and that same night you take a shit that brings a tear to your eye. Literally.
dude, i had a j burn and i couldn't sleep last night.
by JBesch May 15, 2007
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Jazzy J

Jazzy J arouses the younglings, seduces them and drains them with its unique 'ew' factor
Also known as Jiz (in my pants) J for those who have been lured into her Medusa snake hair and Gollum eyes.
by ChandyKhanEhEhEh May 27, 2009
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J-Mart

In the TV show South Park, J-Mart is a parody of Kmart where all of the Poor kids have to shop for clothes. Token Williams, the rich black kid from South Park, wants to shop there to be like a normal kid.
Cartman had to shop at the South Park J-Mart because his mother is a crackwhore and doesn't make much money.
by ekulwyo October 28, 2006
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j bot

A juul
Frequently used by students at Madison High School in order to not get caught by teachers.
We rippin your J Bot in C-hall during lunch today?
by Rich Smalls August 23, 2019
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J Summs

That one kid in your high school class who thinks he's classy as fuck and athletic but all he does is swim and shit.
You: "Hey J Summs wanna go to a party this weekend?"
J Summs: "Nah Brah, can't Brah, too much swimming Brah, gotta try on some sweater-vests Brah."
by Natty Ice wuz hur January 27, 2014
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J Mauer

A guy who thinks he's so cool, and can win at everything. He loves baseball but doesn't look good playing it. Common catch phrases are, "Shut up ""Do that one more time" he thinks he can win at fights but doesn't succeed very often.
Wow see that J Mauer standing over there? He is so cool!
by Hashtagj March 22, 2017
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J-TOTin'

Guy: Hey wanna have sex
Girl:No
Guy: sorry, Just J-TOTin' it
by Mario Joseph D. April 27, 2008
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