Jew Snort

When you or a Jewish friend of yours snorts out of greed due to an over excessive amount of happiness
James playing a video game, a rare red box appears when defeating a monster, James stops mid conversation when talking to his best friend Lea, begins to jew snort like a madman as his character runs over to grab the red rare item.

When a friend throws lose change or rolls it on the ground, James breaks out in a wild jew snort as he chases it.
by James Fuji December 28, 2009
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Orthopoxed Jew

A Jew, whether religious or secular.
who's people are Cursed, who's "race" is cursed, and who's religion is Cursed and supplanted by Orthodox Eastern Christianity.

He's is Rightly (ortho) Poxed (poxed) or Cursed for his perfidiousness and for killing The Messiah or Jesus Christ, and for his cotrol of Media, and for covering up crimes. Like the fact they are criminal elements.
Don't mind the perfidious, whiny, and shifty orthopoxed jew
by antij March 08, 2005
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jew for jesus

Cult group who believe jesus is the messiah. This group is made up of fanatic right wing christians who use subterfuge tactics to trick jews into converting to christianity.
That jew for jesus group is a real evil cult.
by jim d April 07, 2007
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jew muffin

Ashley wouldnt give me 5 bucks cause she's a jew muffin.
by Kaitlin sonnnnnn August 15, 2007
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Jew-Cave

A very well hidden cave with a very small entrance that members of the Jewish religion hide in when faced with adversity. Jew-Caves can be built anywhere by a skilled Jew and/or drunk Mexican. The contents of a Jew-Cave are usually 6-23 Jews, a jar of Vaseline, and large amounts of Apple Butter. Jews can survive months in a well built Jew-Cave.

This word can also be used to describe any tightly packed hiding spot.
Guy 1: Hello good sir, may I ask what you are constructing?

Guy 2: A Jew-Cave, bitch!

Saddam Hussein hid in a Jew-Cave for months hiding from the U.S. Army, thus proving the efficiency of Jew-Caves.
by Sam T. Baker December 31, 2010
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Jew Balance

A play on the New Balance shoe brand, poking fun at the fact that so many Jewish people wear them.
Did you see Hymie run by in his Jew Balances?
by Joey the Clown June 28, 2007
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jew screw

To acquire one's money through a shady transaction.
I got jew screwed when I signed up for a pyramid scheme and gave my "mentor" $500 to join.
by Chris Ci Walker April 27, 2007
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