Alabama is the best state in the United States. I've lived here for most of my life. The media characterizes Alabama as nothing but a bunch of hicks who wear overalls has a confederate flag and screws their sisters. In fact, every state has that whether the admit it or not.Everyone thinks we are racists but we are not. Down here everybody understands each other and gets along. You can't find that in places like L.A. and New York and such. College football is god down here. It's where during the fall a holiday is every saturday when Alabama plays. Anyone who is someone in Alabama knows who Paul "Bear" Bryant is. We hate Orange and Blue together because of Auburn. The Iron Bowl is one of the biggest days of the year.Familes friends and hosehoulds are divided once a year for this game. Everyone grills out and has plenty of beer. Alabama is where we have fun mudd riding and such. Also..Alabama has some of the most gorgeous girls in the states besides the Georgia Peaches.
Guy talking to his girlfriend
Guy: Are you ready for the Iron Bowl this year?
Girl: Yeah you Alabama fans are going down this time.
Guy: Are you ready for the Iron Bowl this year?
Girl: Yeah you Alabama fans are going down this time.
by UA Tony UA July 15, 2006
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Friend: What did you do last night?
You: I gave my Great Grandmother a wicked Alabama Blowdart at the bingo game last night.
Friend: Dang that sounds like fun, do you have any other Great Grandmothers alive that I could give an Alabama Blowdart?
You: Yea dude, I have 3 of them.
You: I gave my Great Grandmother a wicked Alabama Blowdart at the bingo game last night.
Friend: Dang that sounds like fun, do you have any other Great Grandmothers alive that I could give an Alabama Blowdart?
You: Yea dude, I have 3 of them.
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While performing anal sex, ejaculate into ones anal cavity. Step back and have your partner fart it back onto you.This has some what of the same appearences as a gun shot
by GANGJA69 August 16, 2009
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Get the Sweet Home Alabama mug.An acronym that stands for "All Cops Are Bastards." ACAB does NOT mean that all cops are bad people. A good person could be a cop, it's just that the system is corrupt so as soon as that good person puts on the uniform, they are representing a corrupt system which is why ACAB is a thing.
Girl 1: Anyways, ACAB
Girl 2: But my dad is a cop!!
Girl 1: So..?
Girl 2: My dad is a good person though!
Girl 1: I never sai he wasn't... I just said that all cops are bastards...
Girl 2: My dad is not a bastard !!!!!!!!
Girl 1: No he isn't. But he works for and represents a corrupt system. I bet your dad is a great person, but as soon as he puts on that police uniform, I lose respect for him.
Girl 2: ohhh that makes sense! ACAB!!
Girl 2: But my dad is a cop!!
Girl 1: So..?
Girl 2: My dad is a good person though!
Girl 1: I never sai he wasn't... I just said that all cops are bastards...
Girl 2: My dad is not a bastard !!!!!!!!
Girl 1: No he isn't. But he works for and represents a corrupt system. I bet your dad is a great person, but as soon as he puts on that police uniform, I lose respect for him.
Girl 2: ohhh that makes sense! ACAB!!
by ACAB, baby! September 7, 2020
Get the ACAB mug.Alabama is a great place. The people who write this shit saying that we are a bunch of rednecks and live in sheds and fly Confederate flags is a bunch of bull shit. Come to Alabama. You will be shocked at what awsome things we have. Probably better than what your state has for the ignorant people who criticize our state. You guys are the real rednecks.
by John April 6, 2004
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