Mousing

To be acting in a silly manner, especially so by completing a task in the least efficient, most idiotic way. Derived from the slang "mickey mousing", which was used to describe when someone would do something using the improper way, material, or method.

Yo guys I totally moused that math test, You just add denominators straight across, right?
Hey, sorry I can't come to the party tonight, I'm in a mousey mood.
Look here buster, you are one hair away from an ass whooping, so you better stop mousing it ASAP.

by grassEnthusiast March 8, 2023

hot mouse

Gay Midget porn

Hey you wanna watch hot mouse with me?

Is there a hot mouse section on pornhub

by Faife March 14, 2023

Mouse Island

A fictional island where the stories of Geronimo Stilton take place

Geronimo Stilton and his family live on Mouse Island.

by bluestinger66 March 15, 2023

Mouse

Someone, mainly females who stick around in an emotionally abusive relationship with a compulsive cheater. Due to the cheater keeping and treating their mate as their pet the mouse stays regardless because it's the only love she receives. Even though deep down they know that love for them is superficial or even fake they convince theirselves that it's real. They deal with the partners cheating manipulative ways just like a good loyal little pet.

Who cares, your girlfriend is a mouse. Therefore you can literally do whatever you want knowing she will never leave you. You can probably bang another girl in the next room and she wil turn away and possibly cry but she won't do nothing about it cuz she's a mouse, you got her pinned down so she ain't going nowhere

by BlowMuthaFukkinPop March 29, 2023

mouse in a telescope

A tampon , prior to its normal use .

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

A Mouse Named Lori

someone who is abusive and hates women (Rafael)

“It’s okay a mouse named lori”

by strxwmochi February 12, 2023

micheal mouse

micky mouse but formally

micky? thats a name for a friend
and micheal mouse is no friend of mine

by keyboardsmashingsound February 15, 2023