The Jimmy Chose is a penis wider than it is long, or a chode, with the addition of one testicle or the birth monotestcular, with the testicle being square and the head being sharp and pointed.
by Lenard the 7/11 Employee June 1, 2015

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by Hallry September 14, 2016

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by Stephen's Mommy September 22, 2020

Formerly known as Jimmy Choos, rebranded after the dog gets a hold of them, or other tragedies befall the shoes such as deep scuffs , gravel tears, or scabby looking ruin on the shine of your boots. $$$
by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015
