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Extra virgin

Chad: Hey what’s your favorite band

Beta male: I love weezer
Chad: oh so you’re extra virgin
by JustSomeGuy0324 May 29, 2021
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lil virgin

A lil boy (my bro) that plays Fortnite. Really annoying, crazy, only drinks candy, eats only fruit snacks , drives everyone crazy
by Reece woods October 26, 2019
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kitchen virgin

someone who doesnt know their way around a kitchen,usually makes tv dinners
"she had no idea how to baste a turkey,let alone stuff it.she is a kitchen virgin."
by schwarze katzen May 6, 2021
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Virginity Loophole

The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"

Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter October 14, 2016
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The Virginity Stealer

His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!

The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.

If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.

TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
Explorer: I can hear him, he is behind me!

The Virginity Stealer: REHEHEHEHEEHEHEE
by Worcestersh1re January 12, 2023
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Speed Virgin

Someone who does not want to, by choice, or isn't allowed by someone else to drive fast on the road. They are waiting until the right time to experience speed.
Bro, Steve never launches the Lancer, what a speed virgin.
by notAspeedvirgin April 25, 2019
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Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sex thus far into the calendar year.
Jim: "Man, I can't believe it's April and I''m still a year virgin"
Larry: "A year virgin?"
Jim: "Ya, I haven't had sex yet in 2017"
by jwizard9222 February 20, 2017
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