West Virginity

One’s anal virginity

Guy 1: Hey, how was your date last night?
Guy 2: Great, I took her back to my place afterwards, and then I took her West Virginity!
Guy 1: Her what?
Guy 2: You know, I went down south, then turned west. It was her first time and it was pretty nice!

by 24Harry42 January 1, 2021

Virgin Fuel

G-Fuel or Mtn Dew. Without exception, EVERYONE, who drinks these drinks is a virgin.

"Yo why you drinking that virgin fuel?"
"Consolation for never getting pussy."

by abesæd February 22, 2021

Waistband virgin

Someone who has never worn a belt

That person over there is a waistband virgin.

by RtrdRandyUwU April 27, 2021

kitchen virgin

someone who doesnt know their way around a kitchen,usually makes tv dinners

"she had no idea how to baste a turkey,let alone stuff it.she is a kitchen virgin."

by schwarze katzen May 6, 2021

Common Virgin

1. A person who is nerdy and awkward, especially around the female type. They usually are addicted to video games, Lord of The Rings, Star Wards, Magic: The Gathering and other assorted nerdy things. A common virgin is a step beyond being a nerd, it is a lifestyle. Also a common virgin will not have had sex, and will never.

As the Common Virgins played Magic: The Gathering at lunch, one stood and shouted "LIGHTNING HELIX, CRAIG JONES WINS!@!@!@!@!". He then proceeded to squeal uncontrollably.

by run its bc June 14, 2012

Perpetual Virginity

When one cant get laid to save their life. They go their whole life a virgin

Friend- dude, you're 27 and still a virgin?!
me- yeah perpetual virginity sucks.

by Daj Chazyx June 15, 2012

Semi Virgin

1. Someone who has a girlfriend but doesn't have penetrative sex is a semi virgin Just be touchy with each other or dry hump.

2. Someone who has sex via sexting is also a semi virgin.

1. Carl and Maya dry humped at Carl's house. Both of them are semi virgins as that's their first time.

2. Clara is a semi virgin as she sexted with Jake and that's her first sexual experience

by Carl_Johnson January 18, 2023