Dump Trumpet

I would gladly thump her Dump Trumpet.
by Standard Bruv July 01, 2011
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trump and dump

A tactic whereby a politician deflects criticism by creating a new, unrelated controversy.
Donald Thump reacted to the latest Mueller indictments by pulling another trump and dump: he said outrageous, undiplomatic things to the G-7 leaders, who are our friends.
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BEER DUMPING

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of seeming like the hero and cleaning it up.
Joe: How did you guys meet?

Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.

Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
by workseverytime January 23, 2012
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Data dump

The act of inserting sperm which contains terabytes of data into a fellow human.
Dude after my date i made a huge data dump.
by Hamezc October 07, 2017
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magnum dump

An extremely large poop, or needing to go to the bathroom with the feeling of making extremely large poop.
I need to take a magnum dump!
by MegaYote December 11, 2016
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Notebook Dumped

When your girlfriend tells you you are the perfect guy and loves you, but leaves you for her ex that just came out of nowhere after agonizing for a week about how she loves two people, just like in the notebook.
"Hey, where's your girlfriend?" "She's with her ex. I got Notebook Dumped." "Sorry man."
by saxman May 31, 2012
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Troll Dump

Going under a bridge to take a shit.

Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.
Guy 1: Why was Tom's car in the side of the country road, next to that bridge?

Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.
by ratnard July 25, 2012
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