Zero

The probability that this has only to do with big floppy weiners and retard sex cults.

Hym "Otherwise it wouldn't have had the effect that it's had..."

Iam "You gotta stop doing that."

Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."

Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."

Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."

Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."

Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."

by Hym Iam May 14, 2022

Zeros royal guard

Girls that are down for to be loyal royal guards for zeros kingdom

Who are you? I’m apart of zeros royal guard!!

by Zero!!! June 29, 2021

Zero

Zero is the kindest person that you could ever meet. they love angsty romance and action-packed animes like JJBA, and Madoka Magica. Don't forget how masculine and swag they are.

'Have you talked to Zero today? I told the moon about him, and they're my favorite Space boy.'

by swagpersonlol June 14, 2021

Zero Tolerance

1. The greatest local rock band around in the state of Ohio and possibly the world damn world.

2. Guys who know how to play kick ass music and drink multiple shots of Jager.

3. The band that allows 99% of its fans to have a social life when they play gigs.

"Are you going to the Zero Tolerance show tonight?"

"Its been two weeks since Zero Tolerance played, when's the next gig?"

by LegendaryLed April 4, 2012

a person named zero

He's gay and likely is in love with a femboy who enjoys the character known as Mephiles

"Oh, that's just a person named zero"

by A Pumpkin July 2, 2025

Zero main

Some who is shit at droning out and has the shittiest aim that has ever graced the game of r6 (will fall)

Oh, that prick can’t drone out, must be a zero main

by HarrisonEvans March 28, 2021

Proximity Zero

The distance from your mind that the cabal can observe your inner thoughts, send you messages to trigger a schizophrenic reaction, or jerk the steering wheel towards an innocent woman.

Friend: I thought I heard something around the corner!?
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!

by brainslave711 February 26, 2021