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4 Year Seizure

When a President of the United States is elected and the republican/democratic side goes nuts because their pick did not win. Usually involves conspiracy, rumor, or pure falsehood.
2001 Democrat: I'm telling you man, George Bush was definitely involved in the explosion at the Pentagon.

2012 Republican: Hah, you're crazy! Meanwhile you still think that Obama wasn't involved in Sandy Hook.

Sensible Person: Jesus, look at these morons back then, having a 4 Year Seizure.
by A pyrocynical/leafy fanfag October 1, 2017
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waste of 4 years

a phrase used by people to define college
"I shouldn't have went to that state college. All I did was get drunk and party and now I can't find a job because of my useless degree in Environmental Art History. what a waste of 4 years."
by Colagegraduit April 27, 2016
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New Year Alzheimer's

An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.

This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"

Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
by uuyb438iubf February 14, 2012
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almost a year ago

When items/stuff hasn't been on the shop for more than 365 days, like 1000+ days long.

People tend to miss this joke. A. LOT.
"Special Forces has been gone for 1554 days, that is almost a year ago."
by KingsGuardGT May 6, 2023
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6-Years' Nostalgia

The six years of permanent nostalgia you gain before existential realization. This mostly occurs between 4 and 10; though can bleed between and outside years.
Nostalgia is mostly found in non-dynamic music and environments, and their iconic features defined in your childhood.
A famous example of 6-Years' Nostalgia happened between 2008 and 2014, with gen-z of this time frame claiming it to be very different from other times.
by Findloo Chunk December 10, 2022
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New Year's Resolution

Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.
My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.
by big hm December 27, 2022
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New Year 2023

It has happened!
Guy 1: Are you dancing on New Year 2023?
Guy 2: Yes!
by Fire Axus December 31, 2022
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