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4 Year Seizure

When a President of the United States is elected and the republican/democratic side goes nuts because their pick did not win. Usually involves conspiracy, rumor, or pure falsehood.
2001 Democrat: I'm telling you man, George Bush was definitely involved in the explosion at the Pentagon.

2012 Republican: Hah, you're crazy! Meanwhile you still think that Obama wasn't involved in Sandy Hook.

Sensible Person: Jesus, look at these morons back then, having a 4 Year Seizure.
by A pyrocynical/leafy fanfag October 1, 2017
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waste of 4 years

a phrase used by people to define college
"I shouldn't have went to that state college. All I did was get drunk and party and now I can't find a job because of my useless degree in Environmental Art History. what a waste of 4 years."
by Colagegraduit April 27, 2016
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New Year Alzheimer's

An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.

This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"

Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
by uuyb438iubf February 14, 2012
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almost a year ago

When items/stuff hasn't been on the shop for more than 365 days, like 1000+ days long.

People tend to miss this joke. A. LOT.
"Special Forces has been gone for 1554 days, that is almost a year ago."
by KingsGuardGT May 6, 2023
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New Years Eve

The one time of year everyone gets the chance to stay up late, get drunk and make dad jokes with an excuse. The next day everyone will be making bad pins and waking up at 11 am and wondering what the hell happened that night and why they woke up in bed with their ex.
"Hey what happened last night?"

"Last night? Don't you mean last year? It was also New Years Eve so what do you expect?"
by Unicornpie6666 October 21, 2019
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Every Single Year

A national holiday where everyone plays minecraft.
"Carol, what are you doing?"
"Playing For-"
"Stfu, wrong game. It's Minecraft time every single year."
by bruhmoney December 15, 2020
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Slap ass year

Free to slap any girl/guys ass whenever you want until 2023
by Mudslinger September 30, 2021
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