The one time of year everyone gets the chance to stay up late, get drunk and make dad jokes with an excuse. The next day everyone will be making bad pins and waking up at 11 am and wondering what the hell happened that night and why they woke up in bed with their ex.
"Hey what happened last night?"
"Last night? Don't you mean last year? It was also New Years Eve so what do you expect?"
"Last night? Don't you mean last year? It was also New Years Eve so what do you expect?"
by Unicornpie6666 October 21, 2019
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"Stfu, wrong game. It's Minecraft time every single year."
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"Stfu, wrong game. It's Minecraft time every single year."
by bruhmoney December 15, 2020
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Get the Slap ass year mug.A friend who isn’t readily available to you even though you swear you’re tight and refer to them as a bestie. Although you genuinely get along well, you’re still not in their top tier of go-to friends. Realistically, you’re just inbox and text buddies who may happen to hang once a year.
She thinks her once a year friends really give a shit about her, they wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire.
by Yellowcard65 July 26, 2021
Get the once a year friend mug.An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.
This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"
Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
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People tend to miss this joke. A. LOT.
People tend to miss this joke. A. LOT.
by KingsGuardGT May 6, 2023
Get the almost a year ago mug.This douche nozzle was such a whining, complaining brat over the smallest occurrences. He was acting like a douche-year old.
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