ego waffles

waffles made out of ego which are consumed by narcissistic people in order to sustain a delicate ego

That condescending bitch is so full of herself, I'll bet she ate ego waffles for breakfast.

by Apathetic Messiah January 23, 2011

Black waffle

A black woman who has a blue waffle

Stefanie was having a threesome with the garbadgeman and the nextdoor hobo , an awfull smell came up from between her legs. That's when they noticed she had a black waffle

by JesusLovesChildren August 19, 2011

waffle

A nice guy. (one day we were at dennys and realized that you always think about buying waffles, but then you always end up getting the french toast or something. It's not that there's anything wrong with a waffle, its just that the french toast is so damn tempting. So its the same for nice guys, it would make sense to go for one, but we never do. I mean, sure you'll leggo an eggo at home when nobodies looking, but yeah...)

Girl 1: Hey, why don't you go for Steve, he's so nice.
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah right, he's such a waffle.

by Pamela February 3, 2004

Waffle

A term used to describe something that is excessively awesome.

Jack: Dude that football game was totally waffle.

Joe: Fo' sho...

by George Pooshoes May 9, 2009

Waffle-stomp

When you're a semi-big boy and you take a poo poo in the shower and stomp it with your wet foot down the drain. This most commonly occurs in schools, but some retards even do it at home.

Disabled swim coach: Well what the kids are doing now is this thing called waffle-stomping, where they stick a turd on the shower drain and stomp it straight through... It drains straight to the pool... I've had to clean up 3 stomps this month.
Hall monitor Helen: Ay, no running you cock sucker.

by Markosos G. October 5, 2018

Blue Waffle

Blue Waffle is disgusting vagina infection,caused by unsafe sex.
Symptom for infection is blue skin around vagina.Blue Waffle can cause pain in vagina and anus infection.
You should never google images of it.

BF: Do not ever google Blue Waffle.
GF:*googles Blue Waffle* Oh My F***ing shit!!!!!!

by Matyu Sniper November 7, 2017

Chicago waffle

when you shit in someones laptop and close the lid

I just gave a Chicago waffle to Casey

by ry5tygfgvbvvmhl February 8, 2018