Beach Wizard

Sandwhich.

I would like to order a beach wizard.

by Mew269 October 18, 2019

Underwear wizard

A slur for Mormons, in reference to the magic underwear they have on all the time

Why is my neighborhood full of underwear wizard broads who drive 25 in a 35 during rush hour?

by probablyracist399 October 16, 2025

flaming wizard

while jacking off with a thumb in your ass and when youre about to cum and it gets all over them so they get mad enough to set your pubes on fire with a eraser

i met my girlfriends parents last week and in the kitchen a flaming wizard occured

by gorillaorgasm July 30, 2016

Wizarding

Wizarding is when you grab a bottle of flammable liquids, spray a girls pubes, light them on fire then put it out with your piss while saying "Abra Cadabra, Piss be the, By goes the flames, Here with me."

Alex asked Rebecca if they could try wizarding

by Ancient God July 24, 2024

Truth Wizard

A person identified who can identify lies with accuracy of at least 80%

Dude I know you're lying.
Are you an Truth Wizard?

by aslpaul3939 January 7, 2021

Wizard Dancer

A weird magical wizard guy dancing to Irish music. Also seen in his wizard castle.

OMG it is a (Wizard Dancer)

by pseudo1234imcool January 5, 2020

Wizard Fingers

Fingernails that have gone a while without a clipping and have grown well beyond the fingertips to take on a look convetionally considered eccentric or unkempt

You seen Dave lately? Dude looks like he's been chained to a dungeon wall all year—he's got long locks and wizard fingers now.

by QuiteRadical August 6, 2023