wishing boner

When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.
" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."
by RavagersClaws April 06, 2017
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honest boner

An erection achieved without the assistance of ED medication, like Viagra or Cialis.
I've gotten so used to this stuff, I haven't had an honest boner in years.
by red_rager January 15, 2011
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Face Boner

When you get a hard on from seeing a only a cute/attractive face.
Damn, that Ariana Grande pic gave me a wicked Face Boner.
by ABCDsbr January 26, 2018
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twisted boner

An boner caused from twisted disturbed thoughts usually while on drugs
My wife and I were fighting all of the sudden I popped a twisted boner
by funsize1481 May 28, 2015
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Boner exhaustion

When you have rocked a boner for an extended period of time and it feels like it has had it's own workout day at the gym.
After a weekend of sex and nakedness Heather wanted more, but Aaron couldn't do it, he was clearly suffering from boner exhaustion.
by Energy 79 April 07, 2016
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boardroom boner

When you get a raging hard on from day dreaming about sex in a boring meeting, often seconds before it ends.
Does anyone think Mike is paying attention to the presentation? Nope he's got a big boardroom boner! Quick take his briefcase and make him walk out proud.
by P90SEX April 15, 2016
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boner corn

Kernels of undigested corn which can be found stuck to your penis immediately following withdrawal from unprotected anal sex. Preferably, one would find boner corn while in the woods, after a barbecue, on hot August night in South Carolina.
After the camping trip, my dick was covered in boner corn.
by Iamascientist86 January 23, 2015
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